You wanna fight!?!?

it's like a jubilee of forks!!! and a spoon!

"oil, metals, and coal are not renewable; they don't reproduce, sprout, or have sex to produce baby oil droplets or coal nuggets." --jared diamond

Seth - "So I guess I'll call you?"
Evan - "Yeah! You have my number."
Seth - "Yeah, I have your information. so...

"Women are like ions in a dense plasma, bustling along snatching up unsuspecting electrons to make themselves complete. But your brothers, we're electrons in a tenuous plasma-never tempting each other to recombine, just happily coexisting. i love you, electron." -Rusty

"Life is always going to be about converting the problem to moles." -Kimmy K$$

kim-we need to save the earth. that's your career. i expect you to save the earth
kla-i need a cape
kim-oh you can be a superhero like me. except you save the earth & i detect smells.
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xanga is kinda weird now.  I just remembered its existence yesterday. how did that happen?

i made my own hand cream this week.